Wordishness.: Archive

Fuck.

I just stepped in some Innovative Thinking.

Mar 9th

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My Acura ad. By me.

Mar 9th

This slogan bothers me to no end. It’s too long to...

Mar 9th

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My take on the Hulu Guy.

Mar 9th

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My take on the Hulu Guy.

Mar 9th

There. That’s better. (Based on this)

Mar 9th

I’m just scanning some slides for my parents and oh...

Mar 8th

LADIES.

Mar 8th

Oh, hell, yes. I’m growing this one.

Mar 8th

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Happy birthday, Richard!

Mar 8th

Brad Paisley has engaged his cloaking device! Go to...

Mar 8th

Round people can be cut in half here.

Mar 8th

I’m finally ready to reveal a dark secret. The model...

Mar 8th

One more… for now.

Mar 8th

Brand names of toilet paper I would not...

Rough ‘n’ Ready Ol’ Scratch Pulp Friction! Angel Tongue Gossamer Kiss 320...

Mar 8th

Yeah, I bought ‘Stachetastic. It was a moment of...

Mar 8th

At the playground. It’s 60 degrees!

Mar 7th

My kids have been "cooking" on my...

My son: We made this for you!
My daughter: Eat it eat it!
Me: Oh, boy! Looks great! (Takes fake bite)
My son and daughter: [conspiratorial laughter]
Me: [puzzled look]
My son: We didn't tell you. The food is cursed!
My daughter: It cursed!
My son: Now you're in the army of the undead!
Me: Braiiiinnnnssss.

Mar 7th

Tsunami morning, Carmel, California. Larger version.

Mar 7th

Sprinklers, Salinas, California. Larger version.

Mar 7th

Virginia is for lovers.

But not the gays. Or Chinamen. Or other persons of ill repute or flawed character.

Mar 6th

Utah. 30,000 feet.

Mar 6th

Jellyfish. (I’m playing with Lo-Mob.)

Mar 6th

Monterey Coast

Mar 6th

Image stuff.

Mar 6th

Page the firste.

Mar 6th

Here. Now. Clark Hall, UVa.

Mar 6th

Justine Kilkerr,

I’m proud to know you.

Mar 5th

I love old books.

Mar 5th

Time for me to go home for the day.

Mar 5th

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lonelysandwich: “Ironing techniques by professional craftsmen (shirt)” -...

Mar 5th

Look, I’ll admit it. I’m comfortable saying...

Mar 5th

Discombobulated: What is happening?

Mar 5th

from 40 Seriously Funny Print Ads¹. ¹ Many are not...

Mar 5th

Lysette Anthony. 12-year-old me can’t stand up right...

Mar 5th

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My contribution.

Mar 5th

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atsween: Twitter: The Criterion Collection What if Twitter… came to life? We asked some of our...

Mar 4th

marleymarley: Some days I could really use a tumblr slumber party. I’ll bring the kettle corn and...

Mar 4th

If Oceanic 815 hadn’t crashed, reality would be...

Mar 4th

Spread the Word to End the Word

Mar 4th

This is the coolest watch ever made.

Mar 4th

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…and cut.

Mar 4th

“If this fucking thing drops one more call, I’m...”
— Ernest Hemingway

Mar 4th

Sorry to break this to you, Justine.

Mar 4th

From Steinbeck’s Tumblr. Apparently, it was a...

Mar 4th

History tells us that John Steinbeck used an iPhone. And...

Mar 4th

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God forgive me, I want to see this movie.

Mar 4th

What would be a better message to put on...

Mar 4th

I may or may not have modified our printer at work.

Mar 4th

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ronbailey: emilyelisabeth: This scene has some great hats. I’m wondering… we seem to have a...

Mar 4th

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The Pretenders are a great way to start the day.

Mar 4th

I don’t know.

Mar 3rd

For Mike.

Mar 3rd

LockeSpocke.

Mar 3rd

marleymarley: Take a look.

Mar 3rd

spdracerx: Steve and Derek, I think your sitcom just found...

Mar 3rd

Best Help screen. Ever. (I’m done.)

Mar 3rd

Jellyfish!

Mar 3rd

Rocks at Lovers’ Point Park, Pacific Grove,...

Mar 3rd

Home, for a few weeks in the Summer of 1981. Larger version...

Mar 3rd

The CSUMB campus, where I interviewed last week, is situated...

Mar 3rd

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The book trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Mar 3rd

Sitting on my desk when I got back to work this morning. ...

Mar 3rd

“Nixxxoooooonnn!”
— Dwight D. Eisenhower, at least...

Mar 3rd

I really want to make that series.

Mar 3rd

Ineffective rapper names

Shady Glen Lil’ Infection Chamois Supa Absorbent Scott Fawg Litez Hampsta Weel Lance...

Mar 3rd

Guys who should just give up their...

Dave Schattschneider Marty Hasseldorf Alan Boner Jason Schitt Kevin Wrinklysack

Mar 3rd

I may be a little obsessed with the game. Try the Zombatar...

Mar 3rd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28)

Mar 3rd

Meet my mom’s favorite new game.

Mar 2nd

ronbailey: John Steinbeck via blog.syracuse.com ...

Mar 1st

Wordishness.

2010

2009

(Just the two contestants)

I officially volunteer to plan and host...

Things that are Lando's Capes:

I had a thought

I'm using Lose It! again and would love...

My wife has a public works meeting...

Fuck.

Brand names of toilet paper I would not...

My kids have been "cooking" on my...

Virginia is for lovers.

Justine Kilkerr,

What would be a better message to put on...

Ineffective rapper names

Guys who should just give up their...